Random things I've learned in the past month...

There is no limit to the amount of ibuprofen my body can handle. - Ketchup can go bad. - Two girls can create a TON of dirty laundry. - T.S. makes me laugh my ass off. - Jello shots make my body overheat. - 80% of questions are statements in disguise. - There is an agenda to everything. - Passive aggressive people suck. - There is a reason I don't trust people and it has been reconfirmed. - S.N. is a beautiful person and I love being close to her! - My MP3 player cannot get loud enough. - Perception is reality. - I wasn't made to be nobody's wife. - The thought of next weekend doesn't sound fun right now. - I can't wait to be blonde again. - I like the sound of H.M.'s laugh. - Finding a necklace to match my Coach bag is a big thrill! - Heartbreak can happen even if you are twelve. - Beds cost an assload of money. - I'm old enough to have a son that shaves. - I'm young enough to change careers...not that I want to. - Gut instincts should be followed. - Sometimes I wish I was on Lost just so I could sleep with Sawyer. - I have no interest in dating. - Blue is actually my favorite color. - Forever is nothing I will ever believe in again...that shit is for someone else. - I love my wall and I welcome the rebuild. -

Random things I love so much I want to marry them...

Qdoba Queso burritos - Hot Chocolate - Smell good lotions - Big cozy sweatshirts - Mochas - Chinese Buffets - Flat Irons - Socks that fit - Spokandles - Bendy Straws - Monet paintings - Reset Pills - Drunk shopping - Baths - Laptops - New tires - Full body hugs - Gin Sours - Yankee games - Clean clothes - Wine - Coach bags - Tights in the winter - Eyeshadow - Tanning beds - Q-tips - Polo Blue - Breakfast burritos from McDonalds - Fluffy towels - Diet Mountain Dew - Crab dip - Books about history - Pictures of my kids - My pink Yankees cap - Tank tops - Chicken - Payday - Lounge pants - Hershey kisses with almonds - Tulips - Songs about hope - Online shopping - Sudoku - Election years - The number 8 - Tuna Fish sandwiches - Text messages - Black dress pants - Dishwashers - Soup - Cheese Sauce - New batteries -