Ouch...

I. Can't. Move.

My arms and legs are so sore. Typing even hurts. I'm certain to lose weight because I can't even lift food to my mouth. There is a muscle that is hurting...and I didn't even know it was there. Today is yoga day...I hope I can do it. The thought of doing the cardio workout tomorrow is enough to make me cry. CRY!

It will get easier. It will get easier. It will get easier. Dear Sweet 7 pound baby Jesus...let this get easier.

Oh boy...

Wow, I am so out of shape. These workouts are not as easy as I thought. Why can't I lose weight and get in shape just by purchasing the dvds and books? I am only doing one workout a day and I can't even say I do the entire thing. I am doing each and every move...just not as many as the skinny brunette working out with Tony. I hate her. She is just annoying with her perfect little ponytail...

Once I feel confident in my ability to make it through an entire workout and not have a heart attack, I will begin adding the second one. The great thing about this program (and all of Tony's stuff I have seen) is it is easy to modify. I can do one, two, or three of these a day....well, at least in theory. I could probably do all three if I have an hour in between...but that isn't very time efficient.

Maybe if I have cuter workout clothes...

We did it...

Lexi and I just finished the cardio workout. This time I made it through...there were a couple of times I had to slow down and walk it out...but damn it, I made it through. Lexi did AMAZING! I'm so proud of her!!!

Tomorrow we have the total body workout.

Oh yes, on a side note...I made brownies today. But since I had oatmeal for breakfast I kind of feel like it is all even at the end of the day.

Dear Tony Horton...

Why are you trying to kill me? Is this a goal? Did you not get hugged as a child? 10 minute cardio workout my ass...I fell down crying after 1 minute and 27 seconds. I won't give up because I refuse to give you the satisfaction of my quitting. Seriously though, you need prayer.

Jo

Here we go...

Whoo Hoo!!! I got all my stuff in the mail today. Now the only excuse I have to not get into shape is ME. Here is what I got:

Tony Horton 10 minute trainer. It is based on stacking intense 10 minute workouts. I will probably start with one although a person can do up to three a day. No need to kill myself right off the bat. He is such a motivated trainer...he trains Rob Lowe and personally, I think Rob is still smoking hot. Anyway, the program comes with 5 different workouts, the schedule for a 4 week rotation, a meal plan (not sure if I will do this right away), resistance bands (which I already own...*shaking my head*), an intense plan to lose one jean size in 10 days (saving that until I am warmed up a bit), measuring tape (I might as well just write LARD ASS on the before document), an "on the go" workout guide so I can do the 10 minute workouts without the DVD (bonus!!!), the Beachbody fitness sampler (5 different workouts from other programs...such as Hip Hop Abs, Power 90, etc.), Tony Horton's one on one workouts (I am sure this is 5 different ways to die...), and a receipt.

The Biggest Loser Fitness Program. Nice little manual to supplement Tony's plan.

The Biggest Loser Cookbook. YAY!!! Now let's see if I actually like the food.

The Biggest Loser Complete Calorie Counter. Interesting information to have...

So, there it is. I'm very excited. Now that I have all my "tools" in place I am going to see how much progress I can make in 30 days. Wish me luck and I'll keep ya posted!

Grrrr...

How to save money in one easy step:

1. Lose your debit card.

Damn it. I hate when this happens!!

Waiting...

I should get my new workout dvds tomorrow!! I'm so excited.

Anyone want to come over and workout with me??? Huh?? Do ya??